- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

A woman leaves the kitchen.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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