- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

Where's my baby??

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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