- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

Women's rights.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Knock Knock Yes?

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

i'm funny

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

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