- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

What is yellow and corny? Corn.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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