Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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I just can't stand sitting down!

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full house

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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"knock knock" "Come in"

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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