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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

What color is red paint? Red

Knock, Knock Come in

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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