- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

i have an apple. now suck my dick

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

The joke below is absolute shit.

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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