- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

I'm off to my tank guys!

A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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