What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

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Dusters blow stuff.

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a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

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Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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