- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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