I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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Spotto

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Cheese stick

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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