- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

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