- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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