- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

knock, knock. come in.

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

1 + 1 = 3

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

Justin Bieber.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

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