Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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Get in the car.

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Theres a man with 2 eyes.

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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Dance is a sport

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A horse walks into a barn.

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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What you reading? reading?

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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0 + 0 = 0

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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