- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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