Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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Hello

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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