- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

are you saying pam, or pan?

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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