Yo mama's fat.

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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