- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Beka has AIDS

What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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