why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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