How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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It got hit by a rocket.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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