- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??