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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

Your all fags

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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