What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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You have cancer

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Tell you something funny.

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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once upon a time, it snowed

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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Anti Joke

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