What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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I hate blackniggers

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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