- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

nick ya honkin of b.o m8

Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

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