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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

my captcha says : forkin chickens

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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