- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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