I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

cats are pussies

Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

Women.

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

I can count to potato.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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