- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Get in the car.

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

melon

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.