- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

How many light bulbs? 1

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