- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

What rhymes with milk...milf

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

purple pickles

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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