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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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