Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

my name is Jacob sartorious

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

book 'em danno

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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