Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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CAS

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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David Silberberg is gay

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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