A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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