- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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Help I'm being raped!

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

There's a car about to hit me.

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Yes

I like touching my boobs

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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