How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

whats long and stretchy? elastic

Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

whats 69+2? 71

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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