Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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