- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

You read the Terms of Service.

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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