- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

Knock knock ... No ones home

What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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