A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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u jelly?

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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Anti Joke

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