What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

69...you know how awkward this is now...

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

Oh, right

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

How much Is a free app on my market?

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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