- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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