- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

what do you call a gay guy Ej

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

What's 1+1? 69.

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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