roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Who wants pizza crusts?

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

Take this and put it- No.

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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