- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

what do you call a gay guy Ej

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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