Knock Knock! Well come on in!

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

Women's rights.

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

a man said hi.

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

Penis

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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