- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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