Win and Beau have no friends

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

The game!

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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