What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Michael Castillo is gay

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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A homosexual walks into a church

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Women's sports.

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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There is a young boy called Clive, and his dad asks him what he wants for his birthday: "I would like one yellow golf ball please dad" he said. Of course, his father was quite surprised by his son's request, but nevertheless, he got him a yellow golf ball for his birthday. A few years later, clive does amazingly well at school and gets all As in his final exams. Filled with pride and love for his son, his father says to him: "I can't begin to tell you how proud i am of you, Clive. In fact, you can have a preasant! What do you want?" Clive thinks for a moment. "i would like one hundred yellow golf balls please!" His father was a bit annoyed at his strange request, but neverrtheless, gave Clive his yellow golf balls. A few years later, Clive wins the gold medal at the olymics for the 100m sprint. His father is very proud: "Son, i am so happy about the way you've turned out. You make me so proud. Is there anything you want me to do for you?" "can i have 1000 yellow golf balls please" Now his father got annoyed, he thought Clive was taking the piss. Eventually though, he calmed down and got clove the golf balls. Unfortunatley, Clive gets diagnosed with a deadly disease. His father is heartbroken. And as clive is lying on the hospital bed, his father moves close and speaks to him. "Son" he said, tears welling up in his eyes, "I just want to ask you one thing." "Ok," Clive said, as he too started to get emotional. "Why on earth did you want all those golf balls?" Clive looked deep into his father's eyes, as he took his last breath said: "I wanted them because- ack -splutter- ack" And he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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