So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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