Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

Me Neither.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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